Like most Republican plans, the idea is to sound reasonable while producing no results and selling off public assets for private profit. Republican voters aren’t bad people; they’re just really bad at spotting con men. That’s why their “family values” figureheads are always getting divorced or caught naked with underage boys.
— Giles Bowkett
Fundamentally, being Republican means being more outraged about someone lying to protect his privacy than lying to destroy another country.
— Wil Shipley
I’m sure I could find more, but I ran across both of these today and decided to post ‘em.