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tag → station11
  1. 22 October 2006

    1934 days ago

    Doonesbury's War

    Piece on Garry Trudeau, the guy behind Doonesbury. I’m not entirely sure why I clicked onto it, or why I started reading it, or why I kept reading it; but it did a good job of pulling me in.

    It turns out he’s not afraid of publicity so much as he’s horrified at being perceived as the kind of person who wants publicity.

    I can empathize with that. I’ve never been one to attract attention to myself. But one of the things I wonder all the time is whether I’m just fake timid1. I mean I have a fricking public journal up on the internet for anyone to read2. I go out and play soccer on a field in front of fans, and although I hate to death the thought that people are watching me, I do sort of like it.

    So do I maybe try not to attract attention just because I’ve never been paid tremendous amounts of attention? Or do I tend to deflect whatever attention I do get, thereby discouraging it from coming? The chicken or the egg.

    There’s a difference between reputation and image, Trudeau explains. “These get confused in people’s minds,” he says, but one involves character, the other public relations.

    “I just refused to get entangled by issues of image maintenance that fame implied. I made a deliberate retreat from a publicly visible life.”

    It’s the stem cells. I hear their cries.

    1 Here meaning that I don’t want too much publicity/attention focused upon me.

    2 People can read it if they wish, but I haven’t ever told anyone about my site, it’s linked from a few other places. But I don’t at the moment have a link to it on facebook, where of my friends would likely find it.

    If you google for me it comes up, and if you see my station11.net email address (I mostly use my umn.edu addy for stuff relating to school) you might be inclined to see what site that is. But otherwise, the only reason someone would come here is because google led them, and there’s ostensible something I’ve put down in which they have interest.

    via Kjell Olsen1934 days ago
  2. 27 August 2006

    1990 days ago

    Sandwich

    Get it?

    via Kjell Olsen1990 days ago
  3. 17 July 2006

    2031 days ago

    Zidane headbutt outrage: new video evidence

    au revoir zizou

    via Kjell Olsen2031 days ago
  4. 07 July 2006

    2040 days ago

    Car Talk

    I’m sorry, but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet for a while now.

    via Kjell Olsen2040 days ago
  5. 05 May 2006

    2104 days ago

    No Pants Day is TODAY!

    Enough said.

    via Kjell Olsen2104 days ago
  6. 24 March 2006

    2146 days ago

    Evian

    Evian is na

    Kjell Olsen2146 days ago
  7. 2146 days ago

    Bronze Republican

    Here’s a cute joke.

    via Kjell Olsen2146 days ago
  8. 21 February 2006

    2177 days ago

    It only takes a second

    AAAH! AAAH!

    via Kjell Olsen2177 days ago
  9. 11 February 2006

    2187 days ago

    A Prairie Home Companion

    Garrison Keillor brought his show to my school tonight. I’d been once before, a few years back friends of my family were performing on the show and we got tickets. My family came up to see it. Good times were had by all. Great show.

    via Kjell Olsen2187 days ago
  10. Oh, come on!

    2187 days ago

    I’ll sure miss Arrested Development. Best TV show ever.

    I remember that I caught onto the first episode of the first season mostly by chance, but I’ve been more then hooked ever since.

    I watched episodes 10, 11, and 12, and it sounds like there’s an episode 13 out there – but the copy I downloaded was identical to 12.

    And please dear god, I hope Ron Howard was hinting at an AD movie at the end of episode 12. Maeby was discussing the TV series that her family had just signed the rights away to, with Ron Howard, and Howard said it wouldn’t make much of a TV show, but that he wanted to see it as a movie.

  11. 08 February 2006

    2190 days ago

    Chicken Dance

    Greatness. Remember that awesome Mr. Roboto VW commercial from way back? It was Buster.

    Sadly, it looks like this friday will mark the end of Arrested Development. I see 4 episodes set to air though, so they’ll be going out with a bang.

    Kjell Olsen2190 days ago
  12. 07 February 2006

    2191 days ago

    Receding Hairline

    Because sometimes, you have to cover an absent colleague’s desk with bread.

    And hilarity ensued.

    via Kjell Olsen2191 days ago
  13. 04 February 2006

    2194 days ago

    Then it occurred to me that I was standing there pissing on Nancy Reagan’s life work, and that made me feel better about it.

    jwz

  14. 23 January 2006

    2206 days ago

    Saturday afternoon in Utrecht is good. I’m coming in to Amsterdam at around 7pm on the Friday, whereupon I plan to:

    • grow a mullet
    • consume several pounds of weak greasy hash
    • have an openface sandwich with extra mayonnaise
    • flirt with becoming a trotskyite
    • start an online bank

    then take the train to Utrecht in the morning.

    Dean Allen

  15. 09 January 2006

    2220 days ago

    Rated Gee (Harpers.org)

    What young children learned from watching movies.

    No matter how clean they seem grandpa

    via Kjell Olsen2220 days ago
  16. 07 January 2006

    2222 days ago

    Cow Escapes Meat Plant, Dodges SUV, Train

    For Bessie (the cow),

    It was the first of many near-death experiences.

    via Kjell Olsen2222 days ago
  17. 2222 days ago

    SNL - The Chronic of Narnia Rap

    This has gone way too far: it’s playing on the radio right now. (1/7, 7:26pm). And again. Now it’s three times too far.

    via Kjell Olsen2222 days ago
  18. 05 January 2006

    2224 days ago

    Blonde jokes

    They make me laugh…

    via Kjell Olsen2224 days ago
  19. 19 December 2005

    2241 days ago

    nat friedman

    Why I never bought an RC Helicopter.

    via Kjell Olsen2241 days ago
  20. 14 December 2005

    2246 days ago

    The Hyperbole Towers

    Corporate speak at it’s best, from Ben Mathis-Lilley.

    via Kjell Olsen2246 days ago
  21. 12 December 2005

    2248 days ago

    CH friend Aziz Ansari is forced to carry around a boombox playing the world's shittiest mixtape.

    New York comedian loses bet and is forced to walk around the city blasting the ten ‘worst songs ever’ on a honking boombox.

    Even the 12 year old girls gave him mean looks.

    via Kjell Olsen2248 days ago
  22. 10 December 2005

    2250 days ago

    Ideas for Creating American Jobs That Are Better Than the 735,000 Jobs Promised If Drilling Is Allowed in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.

    at McSweeney’s.

    via Kjell Olsen2250 days ago
  23. 01 December 2005

    2259 days ago

    Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'

    Carnivorous Russian Squirrels:

    A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical.

    via Kjell Olsen2259 days ago
  24. 15 November 2005

    2275 days ago

    O RLY?via Kjell Olsen2275 days ago
  25. 11 November 2005

    2279 days ago

    Random Chuck Norris Facts

    A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is “Charles”. Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

    (Three months later: CHUCK NORRIS HAS LOST ALL HIS FUNNY)

    via Kjell Olsen2279 days ago
  26. 06 November 2005

    2284 days ago

    HOW TO: Boost Your Blog Traffic

    Blog about how to boost your blog traffic.

    via Kjell Olsen2284 days ago
  27. 03 November 2005

    2287 days ago

    autodidactic

    Thank you qwantz.

    via Kjell Olsen2287 days ago
  28. 29 October 2005

    2292 days ago

    Textbase

    I love text*.

    via Kjell Olsen2292 days ago
  29. 28 October 2005

    2293 days ago

    Depeche Mode at Bowery Ballroom for Boobs

    This is not a joke. I hate Depeche Mode, i love boobs.

    via Kjell Olsen2293 days ago
  30. 26 October 2005

    2295 days ago

    If Fox News Had Been Around Throughout History

    TERRORISTS SEIZE B.E.I TEA.
    KING GEORGE: “THEY HATE AMERICA. Fox News, 1773

    via Kjell Olsen2295 days ago
  31. 25 October 2005

    2296 days ago

    Entertainment in Your Lap || kuro5hin.org

    On a lighter note…

    Kjell Olsen2296 days ago
  32. 12 October 2005

    2309 days ago

    Chicago Tribune - Obituaries

    Man dies, invited mourners to

    please send acerbic letters to Republicans.

    In lieu of flowers!

    via Kjell Olsen2309 days ago
  33. 30 September 2005

    2321 days ago

    TextDrive Community Forum / Blogging along

    You mean like: “What is the essence of a good blog?” becoming: “Let’s design a smurf erotica site!”?

    via Kjell Olsen2321 days ago
  34. 18 September 2005

    2333 days ago

    Piemonade - Homestar Runner Wiki

    Yum.

    via Kjell Olsen2333 days ago
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